I hope you have a great and safe St Patrick's Day!


Here's a joke to kick off the day....



An Irishman, by the name of O'Malley proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. 


He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond.  The excited young lass showed


it to her father, a jeweller.  He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.

Will and Guy's Sham Rock Irish story


The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She


protested about his cheapness.


'It was in honour of St. Patrick's Day, 'he smiled.


'I gave you a sham rock.'




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Brandon O' Malley Flegel